Friday, December 7, 2007

Class of MBA's :-)

I have seen many famous B schools of this country and Unfortunately i am the student of the one. Some times i really doubt that are these schools really adding any social value or are the product of these B schools really a better human being after completing this over-hyped degree.

Generally you will find in a class of 40 students, 8-10 girls will be there..so leave them apart for fighting among themselves only..also they only come to class for general updates and to tell the other classmates, how much shopping they have done yesterday and how much effort they spent in stopping them selves but it was of no use. Even if u r not interested they will try to complete their speech (Of course in presence of teacher) and after getting ignored they will categorise u as a nerd :-).

In rest of the students...5-7 potential political leaders will be in the class....who will always distract the teacher as well as the class towards futile things..with their weird logics. These people knows, nobody wants to hear their garbage on the useless issues but they hardly get chance to convince the class about their knowledge and shrewdness..so any current issue in the college will be portrayed as issue of masses....and a futile effort of garnering public applause will be executed....after that they will not be seen for 4-5 days......

Now about the third section of the class....who is ignorant. Who is doing whatever others are doing and who can be poached easily by above politicians at the time of decision on any issue. They don't have the knowledge of right or wrong ...they can only rely on the description given by near and dears....they are same kind of people who can be compared with the masses who will vote for Mayavati beacause their neighbour is doing that....i pray they will not be the same after completing the study......

Now comes the last section of the class, which is helpless due to above three sections :-). These people are forced to share the burden of the fools of their class......the only benefit is that they become adaptive to survive in any condition :-)Believe me guys..degrees cannot give you common sense and values....these two things come from your family back ground and parents.....I hope that in other colleges situation should not be like that...if it is same kindly write it down in the comment .....we will feel equally blessed.......

5 comments:

Suri said...

So Kamal bhai's kick-started his blog with a very satiric view of our class.
Hehehe, good show.

As to answering his question, unfortunately the case is same everywhere..so dude, better resign yourself to your fate :))

Annu said...

Nice one :)
I think this will serve as a nice chapter for ur autobiography :P

K.K. said...

Well i am the last Cat. i feel...how abt you?

Dh@v@! said...

are kamal tu kon se section mai aata hai woh bhi bata :P

BTW agar tere class ki woh 8-10 ladkio ne ye padh liya hoga to ab tuje dekhegi bhi nahi...

but its good one... really enjoyed reading it...

hope a lot more is on its way

Aroop said...

KK, nice to know that you have joined NMIMS. Quite an interesting view of your class segmentation!!

I had felt the same way..Ye to hota rahta hai!!

Aroop