Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Some good lines...by Javed Akhtar..

Ashkon main jaise dhul gaye sab muskarate rang
Raste main thak ke so gayi masoom si umang
Dil hai ke phir bhi khwab sajane ka shauk hai
paththar pe bhi gulab ugane ka shauk hai
Barson se yun to ak amavas ki rat hai
ab isko hausla kahoon, ke jid ki bat hai
Dil kahta hai ki andehre main bhi raushni to hai
mana ki rakh ho gaye ummid ke aalav
is rakh main bhi aag kahin par dabi to hai......

Friday, March 13, 2009

The last Mile......

The real problem with the last trimester of MBA is that nobody remains motivated to prove whatever he continuously rhymed for previous two years. Presentations and exams looks gross wastage of time. Condition gets bad to worse once if u have not secured a job till then. Same is the case now with most of the guys for batch of 2009. Anyway they are only a part of the problem.
There are other issues like college generally reserve worst teachers (So called Professors!!) and subjects for the last trimester. They are highly boring but will try to make the things interesting by telling u the loopholes and shortcomings of present systems. They generally forget that only their forefathers invented those systems.
One of our subjects is focused on personal wealth management. Teacher would always like to remind you that if u r doing MBA then u r one of the greatest fool at this earth. He has a strong disgust towards historically wise/honest/ethical things. I would like to tell u one favourite dialogue of the teacher of this subject" illegal hai, immoral hai, unethical hai....but kya Karen karna padta hai". It’s like telling students about corruption and also asking them to join the bandwagon of corruption. After this he will ask the students, to raise the hands if they r not confirming his views. He will pass some comments on the students who r not confirming his views.
Next class will be "Values & ethics in Management".
This class will be like a "SATSANG". Teacher is a renowned retired chairman of one big PSU institution and he is member of board of at least 15 big companies. The best thing about him is that he is honest, very liberal and supportive. He is like that because he has seen that in PSU everyone is equal so no need to waste your effort towards over highlighted things. Generally in exams/evaluation this equality is maintained and same case study is presented by all the students.
Outliers (Innovative solutions creators!!!) are given the appropriate treatment not only by teachers but students also charge harassment tax.

After that comes the subject: "Priority sector landings", which is a niche subject and require
the teacher who can give a feel of this subject(Mentally, physically and vocally). Here the matching (teacher and subject) is at its best. Even after 2 hrs of the class you will have a very strong feel of backward sector. College management is still deciding that this subject is outdated or teacher is outdated.
Final subject is related to IT management. We have already been honoured once with this kind of subject in first trimester. Both the teachers (first trim and last trim) are real competitor, first one never wanted to speak and second one never want to stop.90 minutes of this class seems like a whole day. Although, God has sent some of the saviours like our dear FINACLE module leader, one CSO (Cheap strategy officer), one logical innovator and few opportunists.
Anyway ma'am stumped the module leader itself in some of the classes and after that everyone seems to be careful. Anyhow we have passed 3 months of the trimester and now ready to give exams.
Please pray for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.